The Biggest Lie Ever Told: Two Months Ago Gerard Pique Claimed Being Whistled At By Rival Fans Was Better Than Sex

Reags 6/3/2022 2:15 PM

[Source] - "I like to go there, I get whistled at all the time. You laugh and the fans get even madder. There is nothing comparable in the world. I would say it's better than sex. I enjoy it a lot more than playing against Real Madrid."
The jaw-dropping allegations come just months after Barcelona star Pique joked he enjoyed being abused by rivals supporters more than having sex with Latin bombshell Shakira.
Pique made the bizarre claim while discussing Barca's rivalry with Espanyol. The club's Catalan's neighbours returned to La Liga at the start of the season to the delight of the 35-year-old defender.

Alright now typically I wouldn't think much of this sort of line. I mean pissing off a rival is an awesome feeling. Howevah, there are two main factors that have me going a different direction here. 1) This report which Hubbs blogged about earlier in the week

And 2) a gentle reminder that we are talking about SHAKIRA here

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I don't care what sort of boos you get. I don't care what sort of rivalry we're talking about here, it's not better than sex. Booing is cool the first time, sex is cool at least 5-6 times after. And we know Pique is a big fat liar. He clearly likes sex since he was reportedly and allegedly having sex with people not named Shakira. Which gets back to the point of it making sense. Maybe Pique stinks at sex and he knows he was always good at soccer. Only thing I can think of that makes sense for this sort of statement. That or Shakira stopped having sex with him because of said report.

One of the sports arguments I hear a lot is what's cooler - hitting the game-winner at home with the crowd going nuts or on the road and the hush? I always think it's the hush. So I get what Pique is saying about getting booed. There's something that gets you going as an athlete when you hear a hearty boo at your direction. But better than sex? That's a man who can't appreciate this clearly:

9 years ago it was said perfectly

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